( Once upon a time this would have been a long description of what she's going to be doing.
Then she realized she had to send this to a whole bunch of people, so she got lazy, and: )
Hey, I'm going to take up a missionary position in France! See you again in about a month. Hopefully the snow's not all gone by then! Take care of all your important people while I'm gone, like I know you will, and get someone to knit you and Emily a scarf!
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Then she realized she had to send this to a whole bunch of people, so she got lazy, and: )
Hey, I'm going to take up a missionary position in France! See you again in about a month. Hopefully the snow's not all gone by then! Take care of all your important people while I'm gone, like I know you will, and get someone to knit you and Emily a scarf!
( That was a thing. )