The proper kiss startles him. It always does. Like being given a box of bonbons for no apparent reason. Of course, only a complete idiot would turn down the bonbons, especially when they give him such a perfect opportunity to ignore the undeserved compliment.
'It is very distracting. You are very distracting, sir.
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'It is very distracting. You are very distracting, sir.