[She has to take a moment to decide how best to explain this.]
I'd have to explain where we met if I did, right? I mean, I tried to lie to Oz about it, and I wasn't good enough, he figured it out anyways. So it's not like I could fool Gilbert. And having to tell him is like...
If someone came to you and told you you'd lived for years in a world that you have no memory of, that'd freak you out, right? You wouldn't know what to think. I don't want him to feel like that.
My dear Miss Ahiru, Gilbert never knows what to think! And he's in a constant state of being, er, "freaked out." So we should simply tell him what to think. In my experience, that's what has always worked out for the best.
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At which point he realizes he doesn't actually have to tell her his plan. ]
Why don't you want him to know?
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I'd have to explain where we met if I did, right? I mean, I tried to lie to Oz about it, and I wasn't good enough, he figured it out anyways. So it's not like I could fool Gilbert. And having to tell him is like...
If someone came to you and told you you'd lived for years in a world that you have no memory of, that'd freak you out, right? You wouldn't know what to think. I don't want him to feel like that.
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My dear Miss Ahiru, Gilbert never knows what to think! And he's in a constant state of being, er, "freaked out." So we should simply tell him what to think. In my experience, that's what has always worked out for the best.
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I promise, Ahiru. I won't tell him the truth about you.
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Thank you. Really.
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Was there anything else?
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[ He'd actually been behaving himself somewhat, but now it's time for a creepy, horrible: ]
Bye-byyyyyyye!
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