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I think I know what they were trying to do.

( HE IS A MASTER OF SPECIFICITY. he'd feel guilty about the text, perhaps, but he remembers the reading aloud function break's tablet has. )

[ INSTANTLY: ]

Goodness, no emotes?

[ HE'S STILL SORE ABOUT THAT ]

( REALLY )

(￣^￣) （｀＾´）ノ o(´^｀)o ★彡＼(-_- ) ＼(°o°；）｡:ﾟ*+;(●´･д･`●);+*ﾟ:｡

( IF YOU INSIST. )

Edited 2013-10-22 06:05 (UTC)

Haa! Hahaa!

Don't make me hurt you~! ♥

(okay okay no fine he's going to be mature

maturity

going to go for it

he's an adult by societal standards he can do this!!! )

「(°ヘ°)

( EH. )

Edited 2013-10-22 06:17 (UTC)

creeeeeeeeak....

SLAM!

[ Hear that, Oz? It's the distant sound of your approaching doom. ]

( run, run, run as fast as you can; you can't catch me, i'm the gingerbread man!!!!!!!!!

except he actually stays put, if quietly, figuring one of the random empty bedrooms for perhaps safe from detection. or at least delayed detection, no matter how small the moon base is. )

[ Hiding from a blind man shouldn't be at all difficult for a boy with even remotely adequate self-preservation skills.

...

Be afraid, Oz, be very afraid. ]

( why does it always turn out like this, he asks himself )

[ The noise keeps getting closer and closer, until finally.... ]

Creeeeeeaaaaaak!

[ The door to the room Oz is in swings open. All you have to do to avoid detection, Oz, is to hold still and not sneeze or anything.......... ]

( he doesn't sneeze! the very thought )

( he just speaks up from one of the top bunks, cheerful as you like )

There you are!

[ KILL EVERYTHING ]

[ He affects an air of genuine surprise. ]

My, my! What a coincidence, fancy meeting you here~!

[ An air of genuine surprise that isn't the least bit menacing, particularly not when he leaps up to share Oz's bunk. ]

( he shifts to the side to make space for break and not at all put distance between them. )

Ahahah, did you get lost on your way somewhere?

[ He sprawls out across the bed, taking up most of the real estate. ]

You're so cuuuuuuute, I want to poke you!

[ ...and twists up, going for Oz's forehead. ]

( that is terribly rude and has him having to move close towards the wall just to sit properly. that also means there is limited EVASION SPACE for forehead attacks, which is to say no real opportunity to evade at all.

his life is so hard. )

[ ....it's too easy. Break leaves off poking and flops back on the bed. ]

I take that back. You're not cute at all.

[ A beat. ]

Now. I can only imagine you were referring to the United Earth scientists, perhaps possibly with particular respect to why they were at your chest the whole time.

So — what were they trying to do?

( there's a wry exhale when break gives it up with poking, and for once he's actually ready to answer that question —

but first, a double-take )

What?

( that is most definitely not something he's told anyone, not even any of his fellow ue captives. )

[ He grins. Horribly. ]

I believe I've already mentioned the part about your being unloveable and not cute and all thaaat~.

[ He props up on one elbow and reaches for Oz's chin in a way that's not at all creepy. ]

So please tell your Uncle Break what you're thinking, okay~?

( okay screw maturity, he's leaning back so he can kick at that hand. )

On second thought, I've changed my mind.

[ A nanosecond of confusion — and then he deftly catches Oz's foot and yanks on it, so that Oz is lying flat on his back, on the bed. Break is on his hands and knees, and for a moment looms, as if he were going to crawl on top of him... ]

[ At which point he stops, scrabbles in his pocket for a moment, and comes up with a piece of precious candy. After slowly unwrapping it (crinkle crinkle crinkle), he sits back on his knees and — pops it into his mouth. Crunch! ]

We can play games another time, if you waaant~♥

But right now, I'd like to hear your opinions on the United Earth.

→ october 20

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